I really thought quick sand was going to be a bigger issue in life when I was little.
(via laughcentre)
im going to taco bell yall watn anything?
I want my family back
yea i got like 12 dollars
(via laughcentre)
u cant cure sadnesses with a shower but honestly there is no purer place to suffer
(via lubricates)
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
I fucking love her.
(via patrik-star)
i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday
This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.
(via patrik-star)